Our friends at The JagPot venture to ask this very question. Alright they didn't phrase their commentary in the form of a question, but I did. So there. Some of the ones I particularly enjoyed from the post: French Guy: "You are a fool. I smell like feet." (So true it's scary.) Bill Clinton: "I did NOT Have Sexual Relations With That Glass." (Liar). Pro Athlete: "The glass is half empty, but there’s still a lot of time to play. We just need to play together and give 120% in the second half, and we can still win this thing." (I think most often they'd say "play as a team" and not "play together", cause that's just...well...you know...invoking images of guys swatting each other with towels in the shower...not that there's anything wrong with that...) Head on over to The JagPot and add your own ideas, and enjoy a good, hearty chuckle. (Technorati Tags: satire, humor)