With a title like that, you'd think I have a picture. Sadly, I was driving and didn't have time to pull out my cellphone and snap one. Plus, I don't think cops take kindly to having their picture taking by random people speeding in their cars. Still, would he have noticed me? I swear he was peeing on the side of the street. Yup, that's right...in mid-afternoon, heading home, I'm driving by and see a cop car parked to the side. Naturally I slow down and wake up (cause driving asleep is dangerous, don't ya know!) and I see the policeman standing by his car, facing away, on the sidewalk, and he's shaking...that recognizable motion that all men know instantly: "the shake after peeing move". At least that's what it looked like he was doing. What else could he be doing on the side there, by the bushes? So now, our cops are peeing in broad daylight. Or perhaps my eyes deceived me...I guess we'll never know... (Technorati Tags: cops, weird sights, cops peeing)