Unless you live under a rock or are too obsessed with American Idol to notice the world spinning around you (*shiver*), you'll already know that Paul McCartney and his wife Heather Mills McCartney are separating. Ok, so we're not breaking any big news there. But since IGotNewsForYou.com is all about bringing you topical news (granted, it's fake and funny, but that's exactly the point), we wrote the following story. If you want to put someone in this story and send it to them, you can! Just fill out this quick form and this story may appear, along with a whackload of others in a newspaper-style format. ********************************************** Fear Factor Finalist Freaks Montreal resident Benjamin Yoskovitz was on the brink of winning the grand prize of $50,000 as he entered the final round of Fear Factor, the smash-hit TV show which preys upon the physical and psychological phobias of its contestants. In previous rounds, Benjamin had successfully eaten poisonous toads, been covered with hundreds of tarantulas, and been towed as live bait for great white sharks. Yesterday’s challenge was too much, however, for our local hero. When asked to go on a date with the now-single Heather Mills McCartney, Yoskovitz visibly blanched, trembled at the knees and dry retched, before declining. "Every man has his breaking point," he told reporters. ********************************************** As one would expect, the blogosphere is full of chatter on this subject. Here's some link love to those that ranked highest on Google's Blogsearch for, "paul mccartney separating from heather": * Paul McCartney To Lose Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars * Why Sir Paul's 'genius' could save him millions * Paul McCartney: Heather Didn't Marry Me for Money * Paul McCartney's Cracking Up (Technorati Tags: paul mccartney, heather mills, fear factor, paul mccartney separated)