I know that the baby boomers (and I am a proud member of said group) complain and whine endlessly about their spouses, their sex lives or lack thereof, their diminishing stamina, politics, taxes, inflation, traffic, air quality and global warming, but - hold on a sec - you mean some boomers don't complain about these things! Nah, they all do. Don't they? You mean it's just me? Ugh!

In any case, was talking to a fellow boomer the other day...man, was he complaining. Said that after all these years of marriage (and he claimed his was an arranged marriage - arranged by Satan) that it couldn't get any worse. Said he had mentioned to his wife that he wanted to go to a warm vacation spot this winter...she told him to go to hell.
Told me that they both found each other's body somewhat gross and ugly. Said that before sex he takes a Viagra and she takes a Gravol...he wants to make sure he can perform, she wants to make sure she doesn't vomit.

Ah, these are the years!