Pope Changes Sex Stance

Los Angeles - In a ground-breaking change in ideology, Pope Benedict issued an edict waiving the restriction on premarital sex - but only for women with very large breasts. At a news conference, papal spokesman, Al Smith, explained the pope's position. "He's always liked big breasts. Even as a young student, he enjoyed the jiggle of a well-sized breast." In a related story, two thousand large bottomed women marched towards the Vatican in a protest for equal treatment. The pope's speech also included reference to the discovery made at an archaelogical site in Italy. Workers have unearthed what seems to be a 400 year old petrified dung-hill. In an interview, Team Supervisor, Mike Yoskovitz explained, "It seems the turd-mass bears an uncanny resemblance to the Mona Lisa." The Da Vinci Load, as it is now being called is currently being studied to determine whether it was hand or sphincter created.



     
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