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Montreal - Dr. Suzie Pallister recently reported on what lures husbands away from the bedroom and into their own private Internet world. Dr. Pallister investigated 2,000 couples and found wives often complained about their husband's inability to fulfill their manly duties. "I could be standing naked beside him with sparklers sticking out of every orifice and he wouldn't be able to tear himself away from online pinball," was a common complaint. Microsoft Marriage Counselor, Mike Yoskovitz believes these problems are due to male arousal issues and offered some helpful hints. "Replace your perfume with that stuff he uses to clean his keyboard," said Yoskovitz. "And try making that computer humming noise when he comes to bed...it might turn him on". When the wives asked Dr. Pallister about her personal bedroom results, she replied, "If only it was as easy as 'point and click' for him to make me '.com'!"