Retailer in TroubleToronto, Ontario resident, Al Smith, is suing Ikea, the Swedish style furniture store, for millions. Seems Smith spent eight days and nights lost in the store. The exits, Smith claims, were impossible to find and no one from the sales staff responded to Smith's pleas for assistance. When reached for comment, Smith said, "I survived by eating Swedish schaktmästads at the kavåteria, drinking plenty of urkig and sleeping on a fine leather ståltråd. I washed in the employee pantårta but have to admit my gjutflask is a bit sore and itchy." |
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