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Relaxation Book for Women!
Renowned physiotherapist, Juenelle Foster, has just published a must read how-to book. The book is called "Hey Ladies, Relax!" and is full of tips and tricks to help the busy woman of today slow down the pace. Juggling the role expectations of career, motherhood, wife, companion, leather-clad dominatrix can be exhausting. Many of the calming activities revolve around deep breathing and bathing because of water's therapeutic properties. Foster suggests soaking in the tub with a yellow rubber ducky or any other warm, comfortable toy.
Bathing with toys...aaahhhh
Local Mountaineer Stymied
Juenelle Foster has failed in her quest to become the first woman from Boston, Massachusetts to climb 29,000 feet high Mount Everest. Ms. Foster reached a height of 850ft before abandonning the attempt, citing dizziness, lack of oxygen and frostbite, but dismissing rumours that the absence of public washrooms was a major factor.
The team of 32 Sherpa porters, hired by Ms. Foster to transport her wardrobe and kitchenware would be fully paid, she said. Asked if she would try again, Ms. Foster replied that she would stick to social climbing from now on.
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New Local Business Started
Looking for Clients
One of the gardners
As proud members of the community, NewsForYou will, from time to time, feature a start-up company that we hope will become successful and grow to become a vital part of Boston, Massachusetts. Today we feature "JustYourAverageGardening Company".
Although there are many regional gardeners, they are basically all the same in terms of quality of work, price and reputation. "JustYourAverageGardening Company" is a young, dynamic company still looking for that elusive business model that will differentiate it from the competition and generate sales. The company has tried better quality plants and lower prices, but business has been slow. So as a last resort, the company turned to NewsForYou for some promotional help.
"JustYourAverageGardening Company's" first contract was for a local woman, Ms. Juenelle Foster (some of the work performed is pictured here) who we understand was very pleased with the gardening, but refused all our requests for an interview.
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Business Leader Helps Students!
Peaceful Daze
Field Reporter
Boston, Massachusetts -
The Boston, Massachusetts Job Fair opened yesterday and local luminaire Juenelle Foster was asked to advise students preparing to face the real world.
The students were not disappointed. Foster told them that the key to doing well in job interviews is to ask the interviewer the right questions. Some examples were provided:
"Ask important questions such as: What's your company's policy on severance pay? How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get around to firing someone for poor performance? Who's that ugly woman in the picture on your desk? How frequently do your accountants audit the petty cash?"
"Ask those kind of questions and you will get the attention you deserve and you will stand out from all the other candidates," Foster emphasised.
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Local Gal Wins Deco Title!
At a glitzy affair in New York's Waldorf Astoria, Boston, Massachusetts girl Juenelle Foster won the prestigious "Home of the Year" award offered by House and Garden Magazine. H&G editor, Peaceful Daze, said that Ms Foster had a flair unequalled by any of the other nominees.
The award carries a $25,000 US prize, plus guaranteed consulting fees worth about $100,000 over the next five years.
Martha Stewart, last year's winner, was lavish in her praise, but later, at the reception, an errant microphone caught her saying "...that upstart bitch took all her good ideas from me..."
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